Scenes From a Phone: Ryan Miller Edition

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Ever wonder what players might be talking about on their phones with each other? Do they chirp each other? Send cat pictures to each other? Discuss the latest episode of the Walking Dead together? (You just know Kassian can’t stand Carl)

Well if you read the first edition, you’ll know that by using one part frog DNA, one part smoldering raw sexuality of Jeff Goldblum, and a healthy cup and a half of vivid imagination, we are able to piece together what we’re pretty sure are scarily accurate phone conversations of NHL players and personnel.

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“Shhh…. you had me at….uh…uh….uh….uh……hello.”

TREVOR LINDEN AND FRANCESCO AQUILINI

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RYAN MILLER AND EDDIE LACK

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CODY HODGSON AND BO HORVAT

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RYAN MILLER AND JACOB MARKSTROM

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BRIAN BURKE AND BRAD TRELIVING

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COACH WILLIE AND LUCA SBISA

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HENRIK SEDIN AND FRANK CORRADO

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COACH WILLIE AND LINDEN VEY

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RYAN MILLER AND JOACIM ERIKSSON

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RADIM VRBATA AND ALEX BURROWS

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HENRIK SEDIN AND DANIEL SEDIN

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YANNICK WEBER AND SVEN BAERTSCHI

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RYAN MILLER AND THATCHER DEMKO

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TREVOR LINDEN AND FRANCESCO AQUILINI

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