Scenes From a Phone: Tracksuit Edition

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Social media has never been stronger in the sports world, to the point where you can’t even have celebratory Super Bowl sex without the risk of appearing on Tinder. As creepy as that is, it does bring to the forefront people’s inquisitive nature about professional athletes’ personal lives. What would you do if you found the phone of an NHL player? What goodies would you find in the text conversations between players?

Luckily for us, Jurassic Park taught us to use frog DNA to fill in the blanks, to help create what I am sure are as close to 100% real phone conversations that you can get.

Image: popwatch.ew.com

Image: popwatch.ew.com

Texts will….ah ah ah ah….find a way.

Without further ado (and further JP references), here are the latest NHL conversations that most likely went on this week.

EVANDER KANE AND ANDREW LADD

kane

TREVOR LINDEN AND FRANCESCO AQUILINI

AQ

FRANKIE CORRADO AND KEVIN BIEKSA

Frankie

EDDIE LACK AND RYAN MILLER

Lack

TREVOR LINDEN AND FRANCESCO AQUILINI PART 2

AQ2

COACH WILLIE D AND ZACK KASSIAN

Coach

LUCA SBISA AND ADAM CLENDENING

sbisa

RYAN MILLER AND EDDIE LACK PART 2

lack2

BO HORVAT AND ALEX BURROWS

BoHo

DANIEL SEDIN AND HENRIK SEDIN

Daniel

RADIM VRBATA AND ALEX BURROWS

Vrbata

TREVOR LINDEN AND FRANCESCO AQUILINI PART 3

AQ3

 

Feature Image: canucks.nhl.com

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