Social media has never been stronger in the sports world, to the point where you can’t even have celebratory Super Bowl sex without the risk of appearing on Tinder. As creepy as that is, it does bring to the forefront people’s inquisitive nature about professional athletes’ personal lives. What would you do if you found the phone of an NHL player? What goodies would you find in the text conversations between players?
Luckily for us, Jurassic Park taught us to use frog DNA to fill in the blanks, to help create what I am sure are as close to 100% real phone conversations that you can get.
Texts will….ah ah ah ah….find a way.
Without further ado (and further JP references), here are the latest NHL conversations that most likely went on this week.
EVANDER KANE AND ANDREW LADD
TREVOR LINDEN AND FRANCESCO AQUILINI
FRANKIE CORRADO AND KEVIN BIEKSA
EDDIE LACK AND RYAN MILLER
TREVOR LINDEN AND FRANCESCO AQUILINI PART 2
COACH WILLIE D AND ZACK KASSIAN
LUCA SBISA AND ADAM CLENDENING
RYAN MILLER AND EDDIE LACK PART 2
BO HORVAT AND ALEX BURROWS
DANIEL SEDIN AND HENRIK SEDIN
RADIM VRBATA AND ALEX BURROWS
TREVOR LINDEN AND FRANCESCO AQUILINI PART 3
Feature Image: canucks.nhl.com