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Review it!: Costco Hot Dog vs. Ikea Hot Dog

By Felix Kay | 8:46 am PST, Tue July 3, 2012 | Speak Up

Vancouverites love their hot dogs. Even if it’s cheap crap hot dogs from Ikea or Costco, people still want to know which cheap crap hot dog is better. As per a “Review it!” request, hopefully this will help you decided which one of the two hot dogs is the lesser evil. I take food very seriously. I consider myself to be an avid consumer of food, or at least that’s what my bathroom scale tells me. When you’re hungry and looking to stuff your face, a few things might run through your head- what’s cheap, and what’s quick. If your in a rush, you might choose what’s convenient and tastes good over whats healthy.

After getting a request to review which hot dog is better, I headed out to the nearest Costco and soon found myself devouring a quarter pound of goodness. This isn’t the sissy hot dog that grandma used to make you. It’s the hot dog an under-paid Costco employee makes for you. A hot dog that has all the basic condiments available; ketchup, mustard, relish, chopped onions and hot peppers. It comes with a fountain drink, and for a low price of $1.50, you walk-away satisfied.

Ikea’s hot dogs are very similar to Costco’s. They’re both “all-beef”, and like Costco dogs, they’re boiled rather than grilled by someone who cares less if the product is served hot or cold (lucky for me, mine were served at room temperature.) Like Costco, Ikea offers the same condiments and a fountain drink for the same low price of a $1.50.

When it comes to nutrition, as long as it tastes good, I really don’t care if it’s good for me. However, for this circumstance, I have provided the basic nutritional information to help you make the best unhealthy choice. If you quickly look over the content it appears the Ikea hot dog is healthier, but you have to take into consideration the portion size. Costco hot dogs are nearly twice as big as the Ikea hot dogs, and they provide more protein and fiber than the Ikea dogs.

Price: IKEA $1.50 (drink included) – Costco $1.50 (drink Included)
Nutrition: (per hot dog) – Nutrition: (per hot dog)
Calories: 230 –  Calories: 552
Protein: 8gm – Protein: 20gm
Total Fat: 12gm – Total Fat: 32gm
Saturated Fat: 4gm – Saturated fat: 12gm
Trans Fat: 0.2gm – Trans Fat: 0.0gm
Cholesterol: 35mg – Cholesterol: 65gm
Carbs: 22gm – Carbs: 46gm
Fiber: 0.0gm – Fiber: 3gm
Sodium: 840mg – Sodium: 1800mg

Ikea’s advantage is simple. If you are anorexic you can purchase just the Hot dog for .75 cents, or if you like to eat, you can double it up with two hot dogs and a drink for only $2.00. The disadvantage is the portion size, it’s simply not enough to fill a normal size human. If you are hungry, one hot dog will not fill you.

Costco’s advantage is the size. The hot dog is actually a quarter pound of all-beef (which they swear is not the name of the company.) Unlike Ikea, one Costco hot dog should leave you full and satisfied. The disadvantage- if you want to stuff your face and get two hot dogs, they will give you two drinks. You cannot just get a hot dog; it has to be a combo.

As you already know, neither hot dog is going to win an award or share any culinary achievements. They both tasted like rubber, and both made me take a shit shortly after consumption, but a winner must be declared.  After eating both hot dogs, the Costco dog is the better choice. It all comes down to the one thing your girlfriend doesn’t want to tell you- size does matter.

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Speak Up

  • Dmitri81

    Ikea hot dog seems to be a tad less deadly.

  • http://babyplaymats.ca/ Baby Play Mats

    Costco Dogs for the win.

  • Rina

    COSTCO HANDS DOWN!

  • Ari

    “They both tasted like rubber, and both made me take a shit shortly after consumption”

    Good job on keeping it professional.

  • W/E

    “If you are anorexic”… This comment is out of line. How is that relevant to this article.

  • Nomorevancitybuzzforme

    I knew this site was unofficial with no real credibility, so I expected a casual writing style…but wow, I did not expect such unprofessional writing with very questionable word usage. Poor writing at its finest.

  • WhySoSerious?

    I found this article to be amusing. I think people need to know what the author is about. This is a fun piece, it is not supposed to be “real journalism”. If you know who felix k is, then you would have no issue with his “poor” word choice. Just read his previous articles or check his twitter lol. I say good job, and Costco hands down!

  • Jasper

    It’s a fun article on cheap hot dogs. What did you want an analytical breakdown of the beef % in every bite? You may want to take that stick out of your ass, trust me you’ll be better for it. 

  • Devon

    Ha! That line had me and the office bursting in tears. Why? Because it’s true.

  • TorontoGuyinVan

    Wow you Vancouverites are a touchy bunch. 

  • W/W/E

    Inability to understand a poor joke: out of line

  • I’m Too Great

    well now you know it’s a shit site!! Mr./Mrs. I’m to good for vancity buzz articles sounds like he/she had this notion from the beginning but ended up reading the whole article anyway lol you win for being a pretentious idiot.

  • Kevin L

    The article about Costco Hotdogs vs. Ikea Hotdogs in the Harvard Health Journal might be more your stye sir

  • jaimechan

    You’re a blog writer and you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”?

  • sim

    i found the article both provocative and entertaining. three thumbs up

  • lossen-up

    The people who critisized the “professionalism” and “credability” of this hotdog article make me want to throw a hotdog at their neck and drizzle relish in their eyes.

  • Brandon

    The IKEA hot dogs are NOT all beef – they’re a combination of Chicken and Beef – confirmed at BOTH IKEA locations by their staff, and by my throat – since I’m allergic to all poultry. The Costco hot dogs are clearly the better dogs – by virtue of their size, as well as their taste – and the wider variety of condiments that are available. 

  • Steve

    People are so touchy.For a Felix K article, it’s pretty tame.

  • Guest

    this is amazing….you just made me real hungry :(

  • Costco Duewd

    No, you know what, get off the thing right now. 

  • http://twitter.com/randyem_ RNDYM

    Costco FTW. No question.

  • Paul Stanley

    Just don’t eat at dougiedogs and your safe.

  • Jules

    I’d pick Costco hot dog anyday…..and uh, Costco workers are union workers and pay rates are usually slightly above market rate, I highly doubt they are ‘under-paid’. You, howver, might be over-paid.

  • Wawawa

    As an ex anorexic, almost having died ten years ago.
    Get it right! The anorexic takes the fountain drink, fills it with diet coke, and pretends to eat the hot dog that is actually thrown in the garbage